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F*k'inPum'kin Ale

Our most popular beer is back — and it's shipping today

Cinnamon up front, allspice and nutmeg woven through, a whisper of buttery pie crust, and real pumpkin tying it all together. One run a year, brewed with real pumpkin — and it's in stock right now.

F*k'in Pum'kin Ale — non-alcoholic pumpkin ale, 6-pack
How this one works
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One run a year

Brewed once, in the fall, with real pumpkin. There is no second batch.

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It's out

No waitlist, no reservation. Order today and it ships today.

03

Then it's gone

Last year's run sold through. When this one does, it's back next fall.

$14.99
6-pack · 12oz cans
4+
Six-packs = free shipping
115
Calories
0.39%
ABV — non-alcoholic
F*k'in Pum'kin Ale pour — light brown foam, deep amber body

Tasting notes

Medium body with moderate sweetness that never tips into syrup, light tingling carbonation, and a light brown foam that tells you something good is about to happen. Fall deserves a beer that actually tastes like fall.

Why now

It's a limited seasonal run — when it's gone, it's gone until next fall. Last year's batch sold through before the leaves did.

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$14.99 per 6-pack of 12oz cans. Free shipping on 4 or more six-packs. One seasonal run a year — no restock once it's through.