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Nobody's Gonna Know

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Nobody's Gonna Know

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Nobody's Gonna Know is a Lichtenhainer. If that means nothing to you, you're in good company. It's a smoked wheat beer from a small corner of Germany, and it nearly went extinct. Most brewers have never made one. Most drinkers have never had one. We brought it back, and it won Silver at the World Beer Cup. It pours light straw and smells like woodsmoke and fresh citrus, which sounds wrong until you taste it. Wheat and barley keep it light. Hallertauer Mittelfrüh brings an herbal note without the bitterness. A little sweet, a little sour, clean at the end. Drink one after the trail. Between innings. On a porch with the fire still going. We made fewer than 100 cases. That's the whole batch. Pour it slow and find out what everybody's been missing.
55
CAL
0.25
ABV MAX
6
CANS

6-pack 12 oz cans

$14.99

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What's inside

Hops

Hallertauer Mittelfrüh

Malt

Oak Smoke Wheat · Floor-malted Bohemian Pilsner

Ingredients

Water, Wheat, Barley, Yeast, Hops

VeganNon-GMO

Nutrition

Per 12 fl oz
55 Calories
ABV0.25

Tested & Verified

★Every batch tested in-house with a sensory panel
★Under 0.5% ABV
★Brewed in Naperville IL
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FAQ

Is it actually non-alcoholic?
Yes — real craft beer brewed full, then we gently remove the alcohol. 0.5% ABV or less, the legal definition of non-alcoholic. All the flavor and ritual, none of the hangover.
What makes Go different?
We brew every beer ourselves — most non-alcoholic brands just rebrand someone else. That means a fresher, more adventurous lineup: 4x World Beer Cup medals, NYT Wirecutter top picks, and thousands of 5-star reviews.
How fresh is it, really?
We brew to order in-house in Chicagoland, so your beer ships within days of being canned — not months. Full cases ship free and fast.
How many calories?
Most of our brews land between 65 and 89 calories per 12 oz can — see the nutrition panel above for this one.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to most US states. Use the store locator to find Go on shelves near you, too.
Nobody's Gonna Know $14.99